what the fuck is this though seriously
a good fucking time thats what
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.
A strong independent dog who don’t need no man
wonderful weather we’re having
god bless america
I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents
Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.
I’m not even american and I will reblog these anyday.
is Teddy Roosevelt shooting Bigfoot?
That one is historically accurate, actually.
lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america
are you finished with that anime yet?
NO I HAVE NOT FINISHED THAT ANIME AND I NEVER WILL!
Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:
- Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
- Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
- I screwed the barmaid.
- Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
- I screwed a lot of girls here.
- Sollemnes, you screw well!
- Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.
I love this.
I am laughing so hard
someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all
Archeology: the discipline most reassuring to me about the state of humankind.
the one about having no chamber pot is in our latin textbook„
not trying to start anything with the celery fandom but it is honestly the worst vegetable
Sexism on tumblr. I know your hearts are in the right place but still, this is bad.
this is powerful
it’s because it’s the absolute other way around anywhere else. stop.
No, this needs to be seen. It’s not okay to demean another sex to defend your own. If you wanted to be treated as equal, then you treat others as equals as well. You can’t fight sexism by being sexist. You can’t fight hate by hating. It’s that simple.
"They’re too close to be "just friends"!"
"Look! They care for each other! They must be in love!”
"They talk to each other a lot! Its so cannon that they’re gay for each other!"
STOP DEVALUING FRIENDSHIPS!
ROMANCE/SEX IS NOT SUPERIOR TO FRIENDSHIP!
PEOPLE CAN LOVE AND CARE FOR EACH OTHER WITHOUT BEING ROMANTICALLY/SEXUALLY INVOLVED!
PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS ARE NOT INFERIOR TO ROMANTIC/SEXUAL ONES!
happy June 19th everyone