browningtons:

What a good destiny review

el-masreya:

Slavery: “GET OVER IT!”

Imperialism: “GET OVER IT!”

Exploitation: “GET OVER IT!”

World Starvation: “GET OVER IT”

Genocide: “GET OVER IT!”

Occupation: “GET OVER IT!”

9/11: “NEVER FORGET!”

tech2upport:

haha my name is Max and I inevitably fuck everything up always

anusking:

do you ever talk to someone and literally everything they say is so fucking adorable and you just wanna talk to them for hours about nothing in particular because talking to them is the best part of your day 

pancakemilkshake:

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.

nicocw:

>2018
>Sakurai releases Duck Hunt Uprising
>2020
>Sakurai releases Super Smash Bros. 5eva
>Newcomer: Dark Duck Hunt Dog

My therapist just told me a joke.

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

newyorksjojo:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

finally, a shiny McDonald’s

newyorksjojo:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

finally, a shiny McDonald’s

kool-aid-jammers:

iroh:

truly inspiring

Legendary.

kool-aid-jammers:

iroh:

truly inspiring

Legendary.

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

only one month left before smash

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling