demisnowflake:

punwitch:

Cis people are so gullible. A doctor basically gave a quick glance at your junk before you were even old enough to communicate and you think that’s the best gauge of your gender? Sad.

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r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

killmewithdicks:

neongenesist:

It’s 2 AM and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Tears are streaming down my face. 

Who thought this would be a good mashup? And why?

this is terrific you nerds

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

Having an insulin pump is like having a child.

external-pancreas:

  • you have to keep it full
  • it needs to be kept warm
  • you have to know where it is at all times
  • you shouldn’t drop it
  • sometimes it’s a little shit
  • it wakes you up in the night
  • it has attachment issues

But since it’s come into your life, you couldn’t imagine living without it.

hanamaehata:

etwogami:

neofurry:

you’re trapped in a room and the only escape is through a door that leads to the dangan ronpa fandom and the other leads to the snk fandom which do u choose

stay in that trapped room forever

so i guess you’d be stuck, then. perhaps in some kind of home.

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

4thofjulys:

wonderful weather we’re having

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wiredandrewired:

dudeistlibertarian:

espeonsilverfire2:

findingschmomo:

browncoat-named-cauthon:

excitabletortoise:

god bless america

I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents

Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.

I’m not even american and I will reblog these anyday.

is Teddy Roosevelt shooting Bigfoot?

That one is historically accurate, actually.

spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

urbaneturtle:

aneye4beauty:

Indeed, best and coolest GIF ever!

wonderful

urbaneturtle:

aneye4beauty:

Indeed, best and coolest GIF ever!

wonderful